∫∑∂/∂x∇πΔeⁱᵖlimεσφζβℝℕ∧⇒∂²/∂t²f(x) = ax² + bx + cE = mc²eⁱᶿ = cos(θ) + i·sin(θ)det(A) = ad − bcP(A|B) = P(B|A)·P(A)/P(B)lim(x→0) sin(x)/x = 1∫∫ F·dA = ∮ F·ds∂L/∂q − d/dt(∂L/∂q̇) = 0

const Hero = () => { const [ready] = useState(true) return <Motion animate={ready} /> }

// Smooth parallax engine function lerp(a, b, t) { return a + (b - a) * t }

type Workout = { exercise: 'squat' | 'bench' | 'deadlift' sets: number reps: number }

export default { name: 'Teodoro', skills: ['Math', 'Code'], passion: Infinity }

const pr = (lift: string) => { console.log(`New PR on ${lift}!`) return { celebration: true } }

function derivative(f, x, h=1e-8) { return (f(x+h) - f(x-h)) / (2*h) }

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Powerlifting in Zurich. Karaoke. Life.

Strength sports, competition clips and hobbies from Zurich – from Swiss Masters to karaoke.

I am an athlete, not a trainer: no personal training, no nutrition advice.

Powerlifting Zurich

Video gallery

In da club

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Thanks to Klub der Sportfreunde and my coach Ilir for this short—and for letting me film my shit with you over all these years.

More videos coming soon.

Mixed lifts

Collab lift

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Thanks to Move with Gabe and Lorena De Lorenzi for this short!

Lifting a car

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Thanks to GYM 1388 for having me as a guest! There you can lift an entire car. Top!

Competition SM Masters 2026

Swiss Nationals 2026 - Masters

Squat

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Bench

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Deadlift

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At Swiss Nationals 2026 - Masters I competed as Masters 1 (+120 kg) at 126 kg bodyweight, age 44.

This time, placings were by DOTS. I finished last. I was the heaviest athlete among the Masters 1 competitors—and the only one competing in +120 kg.

Karaoke in Zurich

Illustration: singing karaoke on a lit stage with neon lyrics, disco lights, and a cheering crowd.

I’m genuinely fond of Zurich’s karaoke scene—even though I sing terribly and happily play the clown on stage. I do it because I enjoy it.

Beyond that, I like using my presence to connect different communities and bring them closer together—mostly because it’s fun.